Hello, digital society. Here I am, entering the great unknown and infinitely mysterious realm of 21st century technology through a humble little creature called Blog. He is a familiar face, Blog, but this time his business is deadly serious. Blog is about to embark, with you and I as companions, for the center of the Universe; his aim is no less than the pursuit of that wonderful and terrible thing, that bringer of ecstasy and despair, the conqueror and the conquered, existence exalted and existence humiliated, the single most remarkable event to have shockwaved the insignificant reality of homo sapiens-
THE WORD.
You and I, if we should accept our challenge, then together we will chart undiscovered lands, riding the foaming waves of seas shrouded in unfathomable mystery; we shall hack blindly through the dark forests of contemplation and swim the murky depths of the Infinite Conscious; what we find there will haunt us, inspire us, move us, bore us; but we, the brave, the audacious--we shall attempt what no humans have ever attempted before. Yes, our calling is immense; but you and I--we are worthy. We are worthy to soar among the heavens in glorious splendour, skimming the astronomical heights and depths of human knowledge and madness in our quest for Truth. Bow down to this Blog; he is our master. Up from your couches and Doritos and out the door with you!! We have a journey to start, by gum, and He is waiting for you. Come on in, have a seat, and we'll chat. Anything, from baseball to chewing gum to SundayMondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayFridaySaturday to German philosophy to the Old Timey Gospel Hour. The fire is warm, and we've saved a spot for you. Let us live, or die trying.
